We Made You Eminem

Guess Who?
You Miss me?
Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Chorus : Dina Rae
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore
Who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player, Who can really play you
(Who can really play you)
We’re the ones who made you

Eminem
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can
You’re ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady, man, no, don’t massacre the fans
I think Kim Kardashian’s a man
She stomped him just because he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutius maximus again
Squeeze it, squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes, he can-can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a two, you’re practically a ten
I know you want me, girl, in fact, I can see a grin.
Now come in girl

Chorus : Dina Rae
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore
Who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player, Who can really blame you
(Who can really blame you)
We’re the ones who made you

Verse 2 : Eminem
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and “Charley Horse”
Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don’t, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 xenadrines
And I’ll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her,’Baby say hello to my little friend’
Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again
And this time it wont be for the ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention
A little bit did I mention
That Jennifer’s in love with me John Mayer
So sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch
They take a mile, they got style bigger than Slim

Chorus : Dina Rae
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore
Who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player, Who can really blame you
(Who can really blame you)
We’re the ones who made you

And that’s why my love
You’ll never live without
I know you want me girl
Cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know
You know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby
I’m the only one for you

Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth but
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us hes back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think hes about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman here to rescue you
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, im your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

Chorus : Dina Rae
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore
Who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player, Who can really blame you
(Who can really blame you)
We’re the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down
Baby, g